fagomized:

getoffmybloghoe:

heard you were talking shit 

And you didn’t think that I would hear it

I once did this at the University of Wisconsin Stout. These kids were talking (who knows about what.) I stepped out of the dryer and they just kinda stared at me like “What the fuck. We trippen balls here?” I looked at them and said “It’s O.K. I’m the doctor and this is my Tardis.” For effect I took out my model sonic screw driver and scanned the room, while they stared blindly, smiled at the screw driver, and said “Yep this is the place.” And then I just left, To this day those kids still don’t know who I am, or where I came from.

Ok

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